March 2012
There are way too many stupid people on the internet aka people who sit around and blog about their native american pride all day if that’s all your life revolves around you need to reevaluate.
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You do understand that she was in fact kidding and doesn’t actually think those things. Also please calm down there’s no need to get offended by people you don’t know on the internet.
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: I kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
There are actually people who go around the internet finding things to be offended at. Like they go out of their way to find people they disagree with and bitch them out. Just let people blog.
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
February 2012
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I haven’t talked to him since valentines day because he’s uncomfortable but today I walked around the corner with my friend Alicia after school today and he was organizing his locker and I was like hi Sam and he was like hey Taylor and he smiled like friends do when they say hi to each other and I just want to be his friend it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t like me too
“but what’s a pussy gotta do when she wants a dick? She just gotta say ‘dick please!’ And the SUN is BLOCKED OUT BY DICKS”
“When your mother hits you, do not strike back. When the boys call asking your...”
– “Unsolicited Advice to Adolescent Girls With Crooked Teeth and Pink Hair,” Jeanann Verlee (via clavicola)
Sometimes I get sad for no reason and then there are times like this when I’m laying in bed waiting to drive to the airport in five hours to get on a plane that’ll take me away from my dad and I have no idea when I’ll see him again and I’m thinking about those times when I get sad for no reason and I’m like I should be happier because times like this are when I should...
If I could could choose anyone in the world to date, I would choose Joey Richter.
People die every day and that sucks because there’s a pretty good chance they were loved by someone. Maybe they were a father or a wife or a best friend or an uncle or a daughter and maybe they were a newborn or a two year old or a recent high school graduate and it’s like why do all of these good people have to die. I know this kid whose dad died when he was three and his sister was...
africans:
this kid lived behind me and everyone made fun of him because he was kind of slow because he had fetal alcohol syndrome anyway one day he was telling me that he was grounded but he didn’t care and i asked why and he said “because whenever my mom comes into my room i stop playing playstation and pick up my gameboy so she takes away my gameboy even though i really only play my...
MY BLOG IS LITERALLY JUST DOG PICTURES RIGHT NOW BUT BUDDY IS SO CUTE.
I told myself before I left hey I should probably bring tampons because my period is the most irregular bitch in the world and I didn’t and yesterday on the plane it started and now I’m fucked so I’m gonna ask my aunt Myra if she has any but I probably won’t visit her until tonight at like seven or tomorrow so idk what I’m gonna DO
My life wouldn’t suck this much if Jesus didn’t hate me.